There’s direct and then there’s ‘smack you in the face’! (NSFW)

There’s direct and then there’s ‘smack you in the face’! (NSFW)

Often times I get very direct men contacting me, sometimes I get passive men and then there are the times when I get ‘smack you in the face direct’ men!

Case in point, today I was contacted by “Muffdiver6988” (I will have to do another post on the ID’s these men choose another time!). These are the messages Mr. Muffdiver has sent to me – I have not responded to any of them! (Of course the spelling and grammar mistakes are all his!):

• Day 1 “Good morning gorgious would yoy like to chat I love a woman with meat on her bones more fir me to snuggle and cuddle with if you would like to chat let me know”
• Day 2 (the very next day) “Would you like to chat and get to know each other to see how it goes”
• Day 3 (3 days later) “Hello sexy goddess would you like to chat and,see how it goes”

So you’re probably thinking that he’s just trying to be nice and maybe he is really trying to get to know you. Typically the grammar and spelling would make me run, but in his case it’s not too bad, compared to what I normally see. What really makes me cringe is his profile … let’s get into it shall we?

His reason for being on this dating site: Intimate Encounter (strike 1!)

His interests: friends with benefits then maybe sex sex sex (strike 2!)

His description of himself and what he likes: “my hobbies are any thing out doors sports, i also love older women and bbw I also enjoy giveing sensual full body massages. 5ft 7 shaved bald head 15 tats both nipples peirced 2 rings in each ear i really love eating women out too if interested i would love to hear from all you sexy women” … And there you have it! Strike 3, you’re out! 

Men, what is wrong with you? Why do you present yourself like this? Women, generally, don’t like to be slapped in the face with raunchiness! Now if you’re in a relationship with a woman and you’re discussing mutual desires, by all means, lay out your wishes. But not in the very first paragraph that is introducing you to a woman. I’d like to add, don’t write your profile as though you’re talking to multiple women, and write it as though you’re only talking to one. It gives the impression that you’re just out there to get whatever comes along … which I suppose in this example, he probably is!