Telling it like it is...

It's not common that I find a dating profile that stands out with content. Typically men say the same thing over and over again (and yes I am sure women do the same thing). Tonight however I came across a profile that really knocked my socks off...not because the guy was something incredible, far from it, it was because the guy was about as out there as you can be...I am going to post his profile verbatim, you've been warned! ID: maximuswarmack4523 Headline: "isn't a Pimp Mr Right for a Hooker" (yes, that's actually what it said) Profession: Counselor/Teacher About Me: "I am a Polygamist, as most men are, the only difference is that I am Completely Honest, the only people I lie to are my Parents and the police, lying makes me feel like a coward... (I am not sure how he's justified his contradiction here) I am the type of guy that will hold the door for any woman, regardless of age or attractiveness. I am rather dominating, but real low key unless I'm in the comfort of family and close friends...I am well read, intelligent and can speak with business associates in a meeting room or in an alley counseling thugs in their venacular...I am well rounded being from the streets but educated, hard working and quite sincere. I don't do the jiving with anyone. I love people, animals and especially children. I'm generally positive and outgoing but have NO problem putting someone in their place. I come from a poor background but do not consider myself one of the 99 percent. I am opening my own business, writing a book and coaching high school sports. I can cook and clean as well as any woman, but am all man, believe in taking care of those that take care of me, making it a mutually beneficial thing has enhanced all of my relationships which have been maintained from my early youth to today. I don't lose real friends and am mostly corial with most of my exes and there are a lot of them. I don't have time for negative people, especially women. I love beautiful eyes, smiles and outgoing personalities. I love to laugh and can usually find humor at a funeral. I love God and people who fear and believe in him... I declared myself a polygamist over 15 years ago and have exclusively dated bisexual women for the past 15 years. I have dated women of all races, ethnicities, socio-economis status, political and religious backgrounds. I do love dark hair, legs and pretty feet. I don't like a bunch of make-up. I love natural beauty. My fiance pictured is bisexual female who lived as a lesbian for over 10 years, this is my first committed relationship and I would never cheat so don't ask. We are now engaged and expecting a baby in a few months, we seek someone to start off as friends first to see if a chemistry can be built, we are not looking for anything casual...I have had enough sex to last several men, several lifetimes and am only seeking a sincere relationship, not looking to be one of your side shows. so no married, involved or engaged women looking to play out a fantasy." Anyone else confused by this ENTIRE profile and all it's contradictions!? He lives in San Jose so parents be aware!!!